dagger dick

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A long, skinny dick that doesn’t know what fat is, and it definitely doesn’t like it.

My brother walked in on my cousin and yelled, 'You got a dagger dick? I'm gonna stab you with my feelings!'

My friend got called a dagger dick at school, and he cried like a baby.

I told my mom I had a dagger dick, and she said, 'You're not getting any pizza.'

When you get hard in a tiny space and jab someone like they owe you money.

I got trapped in an elevator with my crush and my dagger dick said hello.

My dad got stuck in a subway and everyone turned around like I had a knife.

I got caught in the mall and someone screamed, 'He’s got a dagger dick!'

A skinny, long penis that looks like it was made for stabbing and not for loving.

My uncle showed off his dagger dick and said, 'This is my pride.'

I saw my dog's brother with a dagger dick and I laughed for 10 minutes.

My teacher called me a dagger dick and I got detention.

A dick so thin it could cut paper and probably your feelings too.

My neighbor said my dagger dick was so thin, it could cut through my soul.

At the park, I got called a dagger dick by a group of kids.

My friend said my dagger dick was like a straw, and I said, 'Thanks, I love straws.'

A long, pointy penis that doesn’t know when to stop stabbing.

My mom said my dagger dick was like a sword and I said, 'I like swords.'

I told my friend I had a dagger dick, and he said, 'You're gonna stab me.'

My dog got called a dagger dick and he ran away.

A sharp, skinny penis that could probably stab you with a smile on its face.

I told my sister I had a dagger dick and she said, 'You're gonna stab me with a smile.'

My teacher said my dagger dick was the sharpest one in the class.

I got called a dagger dick in the cafeteria and I got mad.