daggens

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The worst insult ever. It’s like taking every bad thing you can think of and throwing it at someone all at once. It’s not a joke. It’s from Lord of the Rings, and it’s serious.
My mom called me a daggens. I still haven’t recovered.
He said I was a daggens. I told him to shut up and die.
She called me a daggens in front of my whole class. I cried.
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When a farmer shoves the smelly, dirty wool into a bag by itself instead of mixing it with the good stuff. That bag is called a bag of daggens. It’s also used in other situations, usually when things are going bad.
My dog ate a bag of daggens. He got sick and threw up on my shoes.
She failed her test and called it a bag of daggens. It was the worst.
The pizza was a bag of daggens. It had mold and cheese.
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Schribben Daggen is when you write your dagg with all your strength while eating a sausage right after getting out of jail. It’s messy, loud, and most people hate it.
He did schribben daggen in the middle of the street. People ran away.
She did schribben daggen at lunch. The whole school heard it.
They did schribben daggen in the prison yard. The guards got angry.
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