daggel

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1
A magical word that makes everything better, even when you're hungover and your mom is yelling at you.
'Daggel, I'm gonna pass out.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna eat the whole cake.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna beat up my brother.'
2
A word so powerful it can turn your worst day into something that makes your teacher cry.
'Daggel, I'm gonna fail math.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna eat my homework.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna steal the pizza.'
3
A word you throw out when everything is going wrong and you need something to save your dignity.
'Daggel, I'm gonna get in trouble.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna spill my juice.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna fall off the bike.'
4
A word that works like a charm when you're too lazy to think and everything needs to be fixed right now.
'Daggel, I'm gonna sleep through class.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna forget my lunch.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna lose my dog.'
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A word you use when you're too tired, too angry, or just too awesome to deal with anything else.
'Daggel, I'm gonna fail the test.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna eat my shoes.'
'Daggel, I'm gonna beat up the principal.'
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