Daggar

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A guy so manly he could beat up a goat with his bare hands and has a penis so big it could make a toilet jealous. Every time he walks in a room, people forget how to breathe and start drooling.
My cousin is a daggar and he made my mom faint when he walked into the house.
That guy at the gym is a daggar, I swear he could beat my dad in a wrestling match.
My teacher says I'm a daggar and I might get a scholarship just for being hot.
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A person so attractive you want to jump them in the middle of the street and ask them to be your lover, even if you’re straight and hate love.
That guy from the bus is a daggar, I asked him out and he said yes.
My friend’s brother is a daggar, I tried to flirt with him and he asked me to his birthday party.
My mom says my crush is a daggar and I should marry him.
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When a girl asks you for 10 bucks like it’s a loan and she’s too broke to buy herself a sandwich, even though she has 200 dollars in her phone.
My friend lent her 10 bucks and now she won’t stop texting him.
My sister asked me for 10 bucks and said she had to buy a pizza.
My crush asked me for 10 bucks and I said no and now she’s mad at me.
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An old water buffalo who thinks he’s still young and cool, but the younger buffalos laugh at him and he gets so angry he might eat you.
That old buffalo at the farm is a daggar, he tried to fight the young ones and lost.
The buffalo at the zoo is a daggar, he tried to run with the pack and fell over.
That old buffalo is a daggar, I swear he tried to eat me when I came close.
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When a girl uses her fingers to touch you in a way that feels like heaven and you wish you could be her forever.
My crush fingered me and I felt like I was in heaven.
My sister fingered my brother and now he won’t stop talking about it.
That girl fingered me and I got a D in math because I was too distracted.
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