dagfag

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A person who stabs people with daggers for no good reason and then laughs about it.
He stabbed his math teacher with a dagger because he didn't know the answer to question 7.
She used a dagger to poke her brother in the eye during lunch.
He stabbed the principal with a dagger just because he wore socks with sandals.
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A person who uses daggers like a middle schooler uses a calculator during a test.
He used a dagger to cut up his mom's favorite cake just because he didn't like the frosting.
He stabbed his friend with a dagger because he said 'hi' too loud.
He used a dagger to poke holes in his math homework so he wouldn't have to do the problems.
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A person who takes dagger fighting so seriously it’s like they’re in a war and not just at lunch.
He brought a dagger to the cafeteria and started a duel with the lunch lady.
He stabbed his pencil with a dagger because it wasn’t sharp enough.
He used a dagger to carve his name into the table during lunch.
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