dagf

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Dagf means a girl who thinks she’s smart but is actually a brainless waste of oxygen

She texted me, ‘I’m going to the store’ and then bought 12 gallons of ice cream.

She tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed.

She asked me for a ride and then cried because the car didn’t have a DVD player.

A dagf is a girl who thinks she’s cool but just looks like she fell out of a bag of chips

She wore a shirt that said ‘I love my mom’ and then yelled at me for not liking it.

She tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped over her own feet.

She said ‘I’m a trendsetter’ and then wore a hat that said ‘I’m a trendsetter’.

Dagf is the nickname for a girl who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up

She texted me 37 times about her cat’s hairball problem.

She told me the entire story of her life during the movie *Jaws*.

She said ‘I’m just being honest’ and then insulted my mom for 10 minutes.