dagenham smile

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A big butt crack that shows when fat people wear pants that are too small. It’s like a construction worker’s butt on fire.
My uncle’s Dagenham smile is so big, it could be a new kind of construction site.
The guy at the gym had a Dagenham smile that made me question my life choices.
My mom’s Dagenham smile is so bad, it’s like she’s wearing a billboard for saggy pants.
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When a heavyset person’s butt splits open because their pants are tighter than a prisoner’s ankle chain.
That guy at the bakery had a Dagenham smile so loud, it interrupted my coffee.
My dad’s Dagenham smile is like a pizza that’s been stepped on.
The delivery guy had a Dagenham smile that made me laugh so hard, I dropped my fries.
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A butt crack so big it looks like it was carved out by a drunk bricklayer with a hammer.
My neighbor’s Dagenham smile is so huge, it’s like his pants are doing a stand-up routine.
That man at the gym had a Dagenham smile that could win a competition.
My brother’s Dagenham smile is so bad, it’s like his pants are in pain.
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