Dagenham Dogs

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A fancy way to say sh*tty Fords made in Dagenham, especially the XR models that look like they were hit by a truck and then left out in the rain.

My XR broke down on the motorway. I had to walk 10 miles. It was like being tortured by a car.

I bought a Dagenham Dog and it died after one week. I cried. I had no money.

My cousin's Ford is a Dagenham Dog. It coughs like it's dying and smells like a wet dog.

A name for the worst Fords ever, especially the ones from Dagenham that are so old they think they're cool just because they're broken.

My Dagenham Dog is older than my grandma. It still doesn't work.

I tried to start my Ford. It gave me a middle finger and refused to go.

That car is a Dagenham Dog. It’s got more parts than a dead donkey.

A nickname for the ugliest Fords, like the ones from Dagenham that look like they were dropped from a plane and stepped on by a donkey.

My Ford looks like it was hit by a train. It's a Dagenham Dog.

I call my car a Dagenham Dog because it's got more problems than my math teacher.

That Ford is so ugly I think it's mocking me.