Dagen

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A dark-haired guy with decent eyes who thinks he’s cool because he rides bikes and eats mac and cheese like it’s a religion. He’s not bad, just a little pretentious.
Yo, that Dagen just rode past me like he owns the road.
Dagen is the only guy who thinks biking is a lifestyle.
He posted a photo of his bike and called it 'art.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl who’s super smart, super tough, and would kick your ass if you messed with her friends. She’s got a nice laugh and a nice body, but don’t cry when she fails you in math.
Dagen aced the test and still cried because she failed her crush.
She’s the one who passed the class and still stayed up to help you.
Dagen’s got a degree and still cries about her ex.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A giant pile of poop that looks like it’s about to take over the toilet and declare war on the sink.
The toilet looked like it had a battle with a dragon.
That poop is bigger than my cousin’s ego.
It’s not a poop, it’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl who’s been through hell but still smiles. She’s smart, kind, and will fall for any guy who flirts with her, even if he’s a total idiot.
Dagen smiled through her tears and still passed the test.
She fell for the first guy who said ‘hi.’
She’s kind, smart, and still got a crush on the teacher.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A regular guy who thinks he’s tough, wears white gym shoes, and eats mac and cheese like it’s a religion. He’s not bad, but he’s not the tough guy he thinks he is.
Dagen showed up in white shoes and called it a fashion statement.
He eats mac and cheese and thinks he’s a legend.
He tucks his shirt in like it’s a ritual.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid look worn by middle-aged guys who think they’re still cool. It’s like they’re trying to be tough but still look like they work at a grocery store.
He looked like he just walked out of a 90s commercial.
That guy looks like he just got promoted to manager.
He tucks his shirt in and thinks he’s a rock star.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid word that stoners use when they don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s not an insult, but it’s still dumb.
He said Dagens-A-Cogens and got confused.
Dagens-A-Cogens is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know.’
Dagens-A-Cogens is the best insult ever, even though it’s not.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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