dagdoga

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a giant pillow with a heart that screams love but also cries like a baby when you forget it

I saw dagdoga crying in the corner because no one hugged it today

My dog sat on dagdoga and it was like a broken romance

Dagdoga yelled at me for eating its heart

a soft pillow with a heart that's so in love it might get divorced if you don't treat it right

Dagdoga filed for divorce because I threw it out of the car

It got a lawyer and now it's suing me for emotional abuse

Dagdoga is now living with my couch and it's very happy

a big pillow with a heart that's so pretty it makes you ugly just by looking at it

Dagdoga made me cry because I'm not as pretty as it is

I asked it for a date and it said no

It laughed at me when I tried to sing