Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy sees dababy and gets a hard on like he just saw a free pizza and a free soda.

My cousin saw dababy in the mall and ran to the nearest bathroom.

He started hyperventilating when dababy walked into the class.

He texted me, 'I need to go to the store. It's dagayby.'

2

When a man sees dababy and thinks he's going to die from happiness.

He yelled, 'I'm going to propose to dababy right now!'

He fainted in the middle of the street.

He started crying and said, 'I’ve never felt this good in my life.'

3

When a guy sees dababy and gets a boner so strong it could knock out a football player.

He walked into the restaurant and knocked over three chairs.

He tried to hide behind a tree but was still obvious.

He told his friend, 'I need to leave before I get arrested.'

4

When a guy sees dababy and feels like he's going to get a Nobel Prize for being happy.

He started singing in the grocery store.

He texted me, 'I think I just won the lottery.'

He asked the barista for a second coffee because he was so excited.

5

When a guy sees dababy and wants to marry him, even though he’s not a girl.

He tried to ask dababy out on a date.

He texted me, 'I’m going to propose to him.'

He started wearing a dress just to be close to dababy.

6

When a guy sees dababy and his brain short-circuits like a broken toaster.

He dropped his phone in the pool.

He forgot his own name.

He started talking to a wall.