Dafurk

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A fancier way to yell ‘f*ck’ when you’re too cool to say it normally
'Dafurk?!' he shouted when his mom walked in wearing pajamas to work.
'Dafurk this test!' she said after getting a 45% on the math quiz.
He said 'Dafurk!' when his dog ate his homework.
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A word you use when you’re so mad you think you’re going to die
'Dafurk!' she yelled when her phone broke and her dog ate her lunch.
He said 'Dafurk!' when he realized he had to do the weekend homework on Monday.
She screamed 'Dafurk!' when her crush asked her out and then forgot her name.
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A word you use when you’re too lazy to say ‘f*ck’ but still want to swear
'Dafurk!' he said when he spilled coffee on his shirt.
She said 'Dafurk!' when her dog ran into the road.
He yelled 'Dafurk!' when his mom told him to clean his room.
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A word you use when you’re too cool to say ‘f*ck’ but still want to be heard
'Dafurk!' he said when he failed the math test.
She said 'Dafurk!' when her crush asked her out and then said no.
He shouted 'Dafurk!' when his dog ate his favorite toy.
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A word you use when you’re too tired to swear but still want to sound angry
'Dafurk!' she said when she woke up to a loud noise at 2 a. m.
He said 'Dafurk!' when he got grounded for the weekend.
She whispered 'Dafurk!' when her crush asked her out and said no.
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