Dafuque

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A loud shout when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain explode

Dafuque? You ate my last slice of pizza and now you're crying?

Dafuque?! You failed the test and you're still arguing with the teacher?

Dafuque! You tried to text me during class and got caught?

A magical word that makes your friends laugh until they cry

Dafuque! You wore socks with sandals to the party?

Dafuque! You tried to explain your math problem to the dog?

Dafuque! You tried to text me in the middle of a thunderstorm?

A swear word that comes out when you’re so mad you can’t think straight

Dafuque! You spilled my juice and now you’re fighting with the cat?

Dafuque! You forgot your homework and now you’re crying in the hallway?

Dafuque! You tried to skip class and got caught by the principal?

A word that sounds like a curse but is just your brain screaming

Dafuque! You tried to do your math homework and it took you 2 hours?

Dafuque! You tried to explain your dream to your mom and she didn’t get it?

Dafuque! You tried to eat three burgers and now you’re running in place?

A loud scream you yell when someone’s actions are so dumb they should be banned from Earth

Dafuque! You tried to text me during the movie and it was so loud the whole theater heard?

Dafuque! You tried to explain your dog’s weird behavior to the principal?

Dafuque! You tried to eat the whole cake and now you’re stuck in the chair?