Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A confused shout that sounds like a mix of a swear word and a brain fart

Dafuq? My dog just wore my mom’s bra to the grocery store.

Dafuq? Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit?

Dafuq? My little brother just texted my crush ‘ur a fckn bff’.

2

A shortened version of the most common swear phrase, but it's extra confused and made for memes

Dafuq? My cat just stole my dad’s wallet and ran away.

Dafuq? My teacher said I could fail the test if I didn’t do my homework.

Dafuq? My phone is now a toaster.

3

A slangy way of saying ‘what the fuck’ that sounds like it came from a confused kid in the back of the bus

Dafuq? My dog just ran into the principal’s office wearing my mom’s socks.

Dafuq? My little brother thinks he’s a superhero now.

Dafuq? Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit?

4

A confused way of asking ‘the fuck’ that sounds like it came from someone who just got yelled at by their mom

Dafuq? My little brother just texted my crush ‘ur a fckn bff’.

Dafuq? My phone is now a toaster.

Dafuq? My dog just wore my mom’s bra to the grocery store.

5

A confused way of saying ‘the fuck’ or ‘da fuck’ that sounds like it came from a kid who just got grounded

Dafuq? My teacher said I could fail the test if I didn’t do my homework.

Dafuq? My cat just stole my dad’s wallet and ran away.

Dafuq? Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit?

6

A mean and confused way of saying ‘the fuck’ that comes from someone who is mad and doesn’t know what to say

Dafuq? My phone is now a toaster.

Dafuq? My little brother thinks he’s a superhero now.

Dafuq? My dog just ran into the principal’s office wearing my mom’s socks.