dafuki

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A crazy person who acts like a flamingo on meth and doesn't care if the world explodes because of him.

My cousin is a dafuki. He tried to start a fire in the school bathroom with a pencil. It didn't work. He still laughed.

My neighbor is a dafuki. He dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and yelled at the mailman.

My teacher said I was a dafuki for drawing a mustache on the principal's face with permanent marker.

Someone who thinks they're the main character of a movie, but the movie is just a 30-second clip from a bad YouTube ad.

My brother is a dafuki. He walked into a wall wearing a cape and said, 'Behold, the mighty wall!'

My friend is a dafuki. She tried to talk to a cat and got yelled at by the cat's owner.

My mom said I was a dafuki for eating all the cookies and then blaming the dog.

A person who would punch a clock, then hug it, and still say it was a good day.

My dad is a dafuki. He wore a hat made of socks and said it was 'fashion.'

My friend is a dafuki. He tried to turn his phone into a robot and got grounded.

My teacher said my test answers were so weird, I must be a dafuki.

A person who thinks the moon is made of cheese and still tries to bite it.

My brother is a dafuki. He tried to eat the moon with a spoon during a full moon.

My friend is a dafuki. She told her dog she was a superhero and then got yelled at by the dog.

My teacher called me a dafuki for drawing a mustache on the moon.

A person who would fight a robot with a spatula and still say it was a fair fight.

My cousin is a dafuki. He fought a robot with a spatula and said it was 'epic.'

My friend is a dafuki. She tried to talk to a robot and got yelled at by the robot.

My teacher called me a dafuki for fighting a robot with a pencil.