Dafuke

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Dafuke is like when something is so weird it makes your brain explode. People say it when things go from normal to absolutely nuts.

Dafuke? My dog just ate my homework and my mom’s hair.

Dafuke? My teacher turned into a chicken.

Dafuke? My cat is now president of the United States.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dafuke means what the fuck. It’s a short way to say something is completely ridiculous and you’re too stunned to think straight.

Dafuke? My math test had a question about aliens.

Dafuke? My brother is dating a toaster.

Dafuke? I just saw my goldfish wearing a hat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dafuke is like when you see something so cool it makes you feel like a million bucks. It’s like when your friend does something awesome and you can’t help but be impressed.

Dafuke! My friend just won the lottery and bought me a pizza.

Dafuke! My dog can now speak Spanish.

Dafuke! My goldfish is now a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dafuke is like when you’re so mad or so excited you just want to scream and run away. It’s what you yell when something is so crazy it’s unbelievable.

Dafuke! My teacher just turned into a robot!

Dafuke! My cat just won the Super Bowl!

Dafuke! My goldfish is now the president of Mars.

by Slangipedia 14d ago