Dafuckizdat

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A loud, angry shout when you have no idea what’s going on and you’re too mad to care
Dafuckizdat? I just got a text from my ex saying she’s married to a man named Steve.
Dafuckizdat? Why is my pizza covered in ketchup?
Dafuckizdat? My dog just stole my homework.
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When you’re so lost you think you’re in a different universe and you yell at the void
Dafuckizdat? I walked into a library and it was just me and a cat.
Dafuckizdat? My math teacher said I failed because I drew a unicorn on my test.
Dafuckizdat? My mom says I’m grounded for the rest of my life.
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A scream of pure frustration when life throws you a curveball and you’re not ready
Dafuckizdat? My dog just ate my laptop and now I can’t do my homework.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to text my crush and I sent a picture of my face in a toaster.
Dafuckizdat? I got a D on my math test and my mom is gonna kill me.
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A loud, confused yell when you see something so stupid you can’t believe it’s real
Dafuckizdat? My teacher said I can’t wear pajamas to school.
Dafuckizdat? My friend’s cat is now the president of the United States.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to eat my math homework and it tasted like glitter.
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When you’re so confused you think you’re in a dream and you yell at the sky for answers
Dafuckizdat? I woke up and my dog was wearing my hat.
Dafuckizdat? My teacher said I have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the year.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to text my crush and it came out as ‘I love u’ in all caps and emojis.
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