Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A dafturd is someone who’s as dumb as a rock, smells like a rotten sandwich, and has the personality of a wet sock.

My cousin is a dafturd. He eats socks for breakfast.

My teacher called me a dafturd because I said the sky was green.

My dog is a dafturd. He chews my shoes and howls at the vacuum.

2

A dafturd is a person who’s so stupid they think the moon is a cheese sandwich and also smells like old gym socks.

My boss is a dafturd. He thinks the printer is alive.

My friend is a dafturd. He tried to talk to a tree.

My brother is a dafturd. He wore a sock on his head for a week.

3

A dafturd is someone who’s a total idiot, has the breath of a dragon, and acts like they own the world.

My mom is a dafturd. She thinks I’m a baby.

My neighbor is a dafturd. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.

My cat is a dafturd. He knocked over my entire dinner.

4

A dafturd is a person who’s a brainless blob, smells like a garbage can, and has the manners of a raccoon.

My friend’s dog is a dafturd. It barked at my phone.

My brother is a dafturd. He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

My teacher is a dafturd. She wears socks with sandals.

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A dafturd is someone who’s clueless, has the smell of a dead fish, and acts like the world revolves around them.

My dad is a dafturd. He thinks he’s a superhero.

My sister is a dafturd. She cried because her pencil broke.

My friend is a dafturd. He tried to talk to a cloud.

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A dafturd is a person who’s brain-dead, smells like a gym sock in summer, and has the attitude of a spoiled brat.

My brother is a dafturd. He tried to fight a robot.

My neighbor is a dafturd. He painted his house pink and green.

My dog is a dafturd. He pooped on my homework.