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You mess up a Daft Punk lyric and someone else finishes it and screams ‘YOU JUST GOT DAFT PUNKED’ in your face like you just committed a crime.
At the bus stop, I said ‘I’ve been waiting for you,’ and my friend yelled ‘FOR HOW LONG?’ and I got daft punked.
My brother messed up ‘One More Time’ and my mom finished it and said, ‘YOU JUST GOT DAFT PUNKED’ like I was her kid and she was a diva.
In math class, I said ‘We are number one,’ and my teacher said ‘WHO? YOU?’ and I got daft punked.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daftpunker is someone who lives in their mom’s basement, listens to Daft Punk 24/7, and thinks they’re a rock star just because they know all the lyrics.
My cousin is a daftpunker. He wears a hat that says ‘Daft Punk’ and calls his goldfish ‘Robotman.’
My friend’s a daftpunker. He plays ‘Around the World’ in the shower and thinks he’s a DJ.
My neighbor is a daftpunker. He shouts ‘FEEL THE LOVE’ at 3 a. m. and won’t stop until I scream back ‘I FEEL IT TOO.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You stick your thumb out like you’re trying to make a peace sign and then punch someone’s butt so hard it feels like you just gave them a wedgie from hell.
At the park, I daftpunked my brother by sticking my thumb out and jabbing his butt like it was a punching bag.
In the grocery store, I daftpunked some old man who was pretending to be cool by sticking my thumb out and giving him a butt punch like he was my dad.
During a video game match, I daftpunked my friend by sticking my thumb out and hitting his butt so hard he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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