Daftodill

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A pretty person who thinks they're smart but is actually a brainless hot mess. They’re like a valley girl who got hit by a truck and still managed to look good.
My cousin is a daftodill. She wears glitter every day and still can't spell 'Tuesday.'
That girl in class is a daftodill. She talks like she's in a beauty pageant and can't do long division.
My neighbor is a daftodill. She spends $200 on makeup and still can't figure out how to turn on her phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A looker with zero brain cells. They’re like a pretty version of a moron who thinks they’re the next big thing.
That daftodill in my group chat thinks she's a influencer. She posts pictures of her breakfast and calls it 'art.'
My friend's sister is a daftodill. She failed math but still thinks she's the smartest in the school.
That daftodill at the party kept talking about her 'vibes' and didn't know what a vibe was.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pretty but brain-dead person. They're like a valley girl who got a facial and still can't think straight.
My daftodill of a coworker talks about 'literally everything' but can't tell the difference between a spreadsheet and a shopping list.
That daftodill in my class thinks she's a genius because she can name every celebrity but can't do basic math.
My daftodill of a sister got a 'A' in art class but failed science because she thought a cell was a room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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