Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The day after tomorrow when you're too wasted to care.

'I'll be dead by Daftmorrow. Don't bother me.'

'Daftmorrow? I'll be eating cereal for dinner.'

'I don't even know what day it is. Daftmorrow is just a guess.'

2

The day after tomorrow when your brain is fried and your life is on fire.

'I'm going to die by Daftmorrow. I can feel it.'

'Daftmorrow? I'll be crying over burnt toast.'

'I'll be so tired by Daftmorrow, I'll probably turn into a couch.'

3

The day after tomorrow when you're so lost, you don't know if you're coming or going.

'I'm lost. Daftmorrow is just a fancy word for lost.'

'Daftmorrow? I might be stuck in a pizza box by then.'

'I'll be so lost by Daftmorrow, I might forget my own name.'

4

The day after tomorrow when you're too high to think straight.

'Daftmorrow? I'll be high on glitter and confusion.'

'I'm going to be so high by Daftmorrow, I'll think the moon is my ex.'

'I'll be dancing with my cat by Daftmorrow. Don't try to stop me.'

5

The day after tomorrow when you're so tired, you wish you were dead.

'I'm so tired, Daftmorrow feels like a funeral.'

'I'll be sleeping through Daftmorrow like it's a Tuesday.'

'By Daftmorrow, I'll be a zombie who eats cereal for breakfast.'