Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who's so clueless she thinks a tea bag is a fashion statement.

My cousin wore a tea bag as a hat to a wedding. I cried.

She tried to make a sandwich with a tea bag. It was a disaster.

She asked if tea was a type of shirt. I gave up.

2

So dumb you think the moon is a conspiracy by the government.

My friend thinks the moon is fake. I asked why. He said the government told him.

She thinks the moon is a giant alien spaceship.

He thinks the moon is made of cheese. And he eats it.

3

Brain-dead. Like a fish that forgot how to swim.

My brother stared at the wall for two hours. He said it was talking to him.

She walked into a wall and didn't notice. I was shocked.

He forgot how to use a phone. He called his mom 17 times.

4

A person who thinks a cat is a dog and a dog is a chicken.

She thinks her dog is a chicken. She feeds it cereal.

He tried to train a cat to bark. It just blinked.

She told her dog to lay eggs. It sat there confused.

5

Dancing like your pants are on fire and you're trying to escape.

At the party, he was dancing like his pants were on fire. It was wild.

She danced like she was running from a bear. It was funny.

He was dancing so hard, he fell into a pool. It was epic.

6

So stupid you think the sky is a giant pizza.

He thinks the sky is a pizza. He asked for extra cheese.

She tried to eat the sky. She got a stomach ache.

He said the sky was a giant burger. I said, 'No, it's a pizza.'

7

The kind of people who think Monday is a holiday and Friday is a joke.

He thought Monday was a holiday. He stayed in bed all day.

She called Friday a joke. She said it's just another Monday.

He tried to go to work on Monday. He said it was a holiday. He got fired.