daftarse

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A daftarse is someone so dumb they think their nonsense is a master plan.

My cousin thinks he's a genius because he flipped a burger and called it a revolution.

My neighbor tried to rob a convenience store with a banana.

My dog thinks he's a daftarse and barks at the mailman like he's a ninja.

A daftarse is a person who thinks they're a legend, but they're just loud and clueless.

My uncle tried to start a band with his cat and a microwave.

My friend tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket for being a daftarse.

My mom thinks she's a rockstar because she sings in the shower.

A daftarse is someone who's so lost they think being lost is a superpower.

My brother got lost in a mall and thought it was a strategic move.

My friend tried to navigate a city using a map from 1992.

My dad got lost in the grocery store and told the clerk he was on a mission.

A daftarse is a person who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud and confused.

My cousin tried to rap in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

My friend tried to be a DJ with a boombox and a rubber chicken.

My brother tried to start a trend by wearing socks with sandals and a hat.

A daftarse is someone who's so silly they think being silly is a job.

My neighbor does stand-up comedy in his pajamas every morning.

My sister thinks she's a comedian because she laughs at her own jokes.

My dog thinks he's a daftarse and does stand-up for the mailman.