daft twat

My maths teacher called me a daft twat for adding 2 + 2 and getting 5

My cousin said I was a daft twat for believing the sky is green

My dog barked at me like I was a daft twat for wearing socks with sandals

I tripped over a chair and my friend said I was a daft twat

My daft twat brother ate the last slice of pizza

My daft twat boss yelled at me for forgetting my password

My daft twat neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn on Saturday

My daft twat friend said I was a daft twat for not liking pineapple on pizza

My daft twat mom called me a daft twat for getting a B on my test