Daft Punk

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Daft Punk is two French robots who said, 'F*** bad music!' and made the best beats ever. They wore stupid helmets and made albums that made everyone go crazy. Then dubstep came and tried to destroy them, but they came back with 'Get Lucky' and saved the world.
My mom cried when she heard 'Get Lucky' for the first time.
I tried to dance to dubstep and my legs fell off.
My dog started barking at the bass in 'Around the World.'
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Daft Punk are two hot robots from France who make the best music ever. They made songs like 'Da Funk' and 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' and never let fame go to their heads.
I asked my crush out using 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' and it worked.
My brother tried to be cool and wore a helmet to school.
I failed math because I was too busy listening to 'Around the World.'
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Daft Punk are French robots who saved the world from being taken over by France. Thomas Bangalter made 'Music Sounds Better With You' and got famous, but then he got too distracted by hot women.
I got a C on my science test because I was too busy thinking about 'Music Sounds Better With You.'
My dog started singing along to 'Call On Me.'
I tried to be cool and wore a helmet to the mall.
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Daft Punk is the best French duo ever. They made the original version of Kanye’s 'Stronger' called 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' and it was way better than Kanye’s.
I said 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' to my teacher and got detention.
My dog howled when he heard 'Stronger.'
I tried to be Kanye and failed.
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Daft Punk is the best thing to come out of France since the guillotine. They made music so good, it made people cry, laugh, and dance like fools.
I cried at 'Get Lucky' and my friend laughed at me.
My dog started dancing to 'Around the World.'
I tried to be cool and failed at being a robot.
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Daft Punk is the sound of two robots having sex. They make beats so good, it makes your brain explode and your soul happy.
I had a brain explosion during 'Around the World.'
My soul is happy because of 'Get Lucky.'
My brain exploded when I heard 'Da Funk.'
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