Daft o'clock

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The worst time of day. When your brain is still asleep and your body is already screaming at you. It’s daft o’clock.
My alarm went off at 5 AM. I thought I was being tortured.
Daft o’clock hit me like a brick. I didn’t even remember my own name.
I got up at daft o’clock and my dog looked at me like I was a monster.
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The time when the world is still dark and you’re already dead inside. That’s daft o’clock.
Daft o’clock came early today. I had to go to work and my coffee was cold.
I woke up at daft o’clock and my cat was judging me.
Daft o’clock is like being trapped in a nightmare that won’t end.
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Daft o’clock is when your brain says no, but your body says yes. You’re up and you’re mad about it.
Daft o’clock is the reason I’m still alive and also a little bit broken.
I woke up at daft o’clock and my hair was on fire.
Daft o’clock is when your dreams die and your coffee is just a lie.
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Daft o’clock is when you're not even technically awake, but you're already screaming inside your head.
Daft o’clock is when my brain is still in bed and I’m out here fighting the world.
I woke up at daft o’clock and my neighbor was yelling at a squirrel.
Daft o’clock is when you realize you have to be a human again.
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Daft o’clock is the time when the sun hasn’t even blinked yet, and you’re already ready to die.
Daft o’clock hit me like a punch in the face. I didn’t even have time to be mad.
I got up at daft o’clock and my dog was already mad at me.
Daft o’clock is when the world is still asleep and you’re already in a war.
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