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A woman who acts like a man who lost his mind and does dumb stuff
She wore pants to a tea party and called it a revolution.
She tried to fix the internet with a banana.
She told her cat it was the boss and fired the dog.
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A lady with a brain full of glitter and bad decisions
She married a flamingo and now lives in a trash can.
She tried to run for mayor on a diet of pizza and regret.
She bought a house just to see if it would move.
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A woman who thinks she's a superhero but only has a cape and a bad attitude
She fought the mailman over a missing sock.
She tried to fly off a cliff and landed in a pool.
She yelled at the moon for not shining bright enough.