Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless twerp who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they're not.

My cousin is daft. He thinks he's a genius because he knows how to use a smartphone.

Daft people try to explain the meaning of life to people who are actually paying attention.

My teacher called me daft for not knowing what a prime number is.

2

A state of being so clueless you could mistake a donkey for a disco ball.

She was daft enough to believe the sky was green.

He walked into a wall like it was a party invitation.

Daft people think the moon is made of cheese and that it's trying to text them.

3

So dumb you could think a chicken is a math teacher.

He was daft enough to argue with a traffic light.

She thought her dog was a philosopher.

This daft person actually believed the Earth was flat and made a speech about it.

4

A state of mind so empty it could be used as a garbage can.

He was daft enough to believe he could fly by flapping his arms.

She walked into a lake like it was a coffee shop.

This daft person tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

5

A person who believes a cow is a fashion icon and that it's also a philosopher.

He was daft enough to think he could beat a computer at chess.

She tried to explain the universe to a goldfish.

This daft person actually believed the sun was a giant pizza.

6

A silly person, or a person who thinks a potato is a politician.

He was daft enough to think he was a wizard.

She tried to make a speech to a wall.

This daft person believed the clouds were made of spaghetti.

7

A person so dumb they think a banana is a superhero.

He was daft enough to believe he could run a marathon in five seconds.

She tried to talk to a toaster like it was her best friend.

This daft person thought the wind was a personal attack.