DAFPAB

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A brainless idiot with the looks of a wet sock and the personality of a dying goldfish.

My cousin is a DAFPAB. He failed math and still thinks he's a genius.

My boss is a DAFPAB. He yells at the printer like it did something wrong.

My ex is a DAFPAB. She cried when I took her to a drive-thru.

A human who thinks they're cool but is just a mess in a shirt.

My friend is a DAFPAB. He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat with a broken keyboard.

My neighbor is a DAFPAB. He dances in the hallway at 2 a. m. and no one knows why.

My brother is a DAFPAB. He ate a whole pizza and still said it was too big.

A person so clueless they think a microwave is a spaceship.

My teacher is a DAFPAB. She said the moon is made of cheese and that's why it's white.

My mom is a DAFPAB. She tried to plant a tree in the microwave and it didn't work.

My dog is a DAFPAB. He barks at the vacuum like it's a dragon.

A person who thinks they're famous but no one knows who they are.

My uncle is a DAFPAB. He told everyone he was a movie star and no one believed him.

My classmate is a DAFPAB. She thinks she's a singer and sings in the bathroom.

My dad is a DAFPAB. He tried to be a superhero and got stuck in a closet.

A person who can't do anything right and still thinks they're the best.

My friend is a DAFPAB. He tried to cook and burned the toast and the house.

My cousin is a DAFPAB. She said she could beat up a bear and got scared by a cat.

My brother is a DAFPAB. He tried to build a robot and it just sat there.