Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless idiot who thinks they’re the main character in their own dumb story.

He spent his paycheck on 200 tacos and now he’s stuck in a booth.

She tried to start a band with her cat and a microwave.

He married a toaster and now he’s broke.

2

A person so clueless they think pizza is a type of math problem.

He tried to build a spaceship in his garage with duct tape and regret.

She took a job at a donut shop and now she’s the boss of the donut shop.

He tried to propose to his dog and now the dog is confused.

3

Someone who makes choices so bad they should be put in a time-out.

He quit his job to become a professional sock salesman.

She tried to run for president and wore pajamas to the debate.

He sold his soul to a goat for 10 bucks.

4

A human who thinks they’re a superhero but is just really bad at everything.

He tried to save the world by eating 100 burgers in one day.

She tried to fly with a kite and a ladder and now she’s stuck in a tree.

He fought a chicken in the mall and lost.

5

A person who’s so dumb they think the moon is a giant cheese sandwich.

He tried to eat the moon with a spoon and failed.

She believed the sun was a giant hot dog and tried to grill it.

He thought the clouds were made of candy and tried to bite them.