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Daforthodahisme is a crazy religion started by four dumb friends. They worship Lada, and if you don’t, they’ll drag you into the worst nightmare ever.
I don’t believe in Lada? You better run, or I’ll turn your house into a meatball factory.
You laughed at me in church? I’ll come to your house at midnight and skin you like a pig.
You said Lada is fake? I’ll hunt you down and feed you to my pet dragon.