DaFool

He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he realized he had no idea what was going on.

He tried to explain the plot of the movie. It was like watching a baby try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

He said he was a chef. Then he tried to cook eggs. It looked like a war zone.

He tried to rap. It was like a cat trying to speak French.

He wore a shirt inside out. Then he wore it backwards. Then he wore it upside down.

He tried to give a speech. He forgot his own name halfway through.

He sat in the middle of the group chat. He said nothing. Then he said 'alright.'

He showed up to the party wearing a sock. Not even a matching one.

He tried to help. He just made it harder. Like a kid who tried to build a house with a spoon.