dafook

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What the hell just happened and why did it happen to me
Dafook? My pants fell off in the middle of class.
Dafook? My mom texted me at 2 AM.
Dafook? I spilled my cereal on my shirt.
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The worst thing you ever heard in your life
Dafook! My dog ate my homework.
Dafook! I failed my math test.
Dafook! My crush talked to me and I said nothing.
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A loud expression of disbelief and rage
Dafook! My teacher gave me a pop quiz.
Dafook! My phone died during my favorite show.
Dafook! I forgot my lunch again.
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A scream from the soul of a tired kid
Dafook! My dog peed on my bed.
Dafook! I got grounded for no reason.
Dafook! My mom made me eat brussels sprouts.
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The sound of a kid who just saw their life go down the drain
Dafook! I failed my math test again.
Dafook! My crush talked to me and I said nothing.
Dafook! My dog ate my homework and my lunch.
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A loud and angry response to a life-changing event
Dafook! My teacher gave me a pop quiz.
Dafook! My mom texted me at 2 AM.
Dafook! My dog peed on my bed.
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