Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you take a leak in the middle of a news article and it feels like the whole world is watching

I was reading about the president when I had to go. It was like a national emergency.

I tried to hide it but the toilet paper told my story.

I got caught mid-sentence. It was embarrassing.

2

the moment you realize the news is just a bunch of lies and you have to pee

I was halfway through the story when I had to go. The news was fake, but my bladder was real.

I believed the whole thing until my pants got wet.

I was so mad at the news, I peed on it.

3

when you're so distracted by the news and your bladder that you forget to breathe

I was reading about a fire when I forgot to breathe. And then I peed.

The news was so intense, I peed without even realizing it.

I inhaled the news and exhaled my pants.

4

the act of peeing on the news like it's your enemy

I peed on the front page like it was my nemesis.

I took a leak on the headlines and it was glorious.

I sprayed the news like it owed me money.

5

when you read the news and it hits you so hard you have to pee

I read about the economy and peed like it was a recession.

The news was so shocking, I peed my pants.

I was so moved by the story, I had to go.

6

when the news is so bad you have to take a leak just to survive

The news was so bad, I peed my way through it.

I had to take a leak just to make it through the headlines.

The news was worse than my bladder.