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Getting floored by a meaty dong that started off okay but turned into a full-on meatstick because it was neglected for too long. It’s not huge, but it looks like a baseball bat if you blink at it in a park.
Bro, I saw that guy’s willy in the park and I thought I was looking at a bat.
My mom said I was gonna get a scholarship if I didn’t stare at that guy’s cock in the park.
I thought I was looking at a park bench, but it was actually a guy’s cock.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A wild expression used when something is so crazy it makes your brain explode. You can say it once, or scream it like a lunatic if you’re having a really bad day.
I just got fired, Dafoe!
My dog ate my homework and my sister’s face, Dafoe!
I got kicked out of my house for eating my brother’s face, Dafoe!
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A girl who screws her dad. It’s the opposite of a mofo, which is a guy who screws his mom.
My dafoe got caught by my dad’s mom.
I told my dafoe she had a baby with her dad.
My dafoe’s dad is my uncle.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s a total fitness god, like he makes smoothies and fights people in movies.
I wish I was as fit as Dafoe.
He makes smoothies and kills people in movies.
He’s like a smoothie bro who also kicks ass.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A legendary actor with a face like a statue, and he’s super good at being evil in movies.
That guy looks like a statue and he’s the villain.
He’s got a statue face and he’s the bad guy in the movie.
I would be scared of him if I was a kid.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you watch two or more of Willem Dafoe’s movies one after the other and you have no idea he was in them.
I watched two Dafoe movies and had no idea it was the same guy.
I thought I was watching two different actors.
I watched three of his movies and didn’t realize it was the same guy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s got a cock so big it’s like a confusingly gigantic cock.
I think he has a cock that’s confusingly gigantic.
His cock is confusingly gigantic and it looks like a meaty mystery.
That cock is confusingly gigantic and it’s like a meaty alien.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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