Dafnie

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So f***ing nuts you think the world is ending, but that mf is just being Dafnie.

You tell her you're gonna beat her at video games, she goes to sleep and dreams up a whole strategy.

She tries to explain the meaning of life to a dog and the dog stares at her like she's insane.

She starts a fight with a vending machine because it didn't give her a snack.

The best friend you could ever hope for, she'll beat you at everything and still make you feel like a winner.

She beats you at chess, then texts you a heart emoji and a pizza emoji.

She helps you with your math homework, then steals your snack.

She cries when you fail, but laughs when you win.

She’s the real deal, not some fake b***h who only cares about looks. She’s pretty but doesn’t even realize it.

She’s the only one who shows up to your birthday even though you forgot to invite her.

She lets you borrow her clothes even though they’re way too big for you.

She’ll cry if you’re sad, but she won’t cry if you’re being a jerk.

She’s got heart of gold, but people try to f*** her up because she’s too nice.

She’ll stay up all night texting you about your problems, and you just laugh at her.

She gets in trouble for no reason because she’s too cute.

She’s the main character of her own drama soap opera, and she doesn’t even know it.