Dafish

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Dafish is the dad who has the belt and uses it like it's a weapon. They roar like a lion and scream like a banshee. If you mess with them, they'll give you a belt so hard you'll wish you were dead.
Dad: "I saw you eating my pizza!" *belt swings* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You're gonna regret this." *belt hits me in the face* Me: "Regret is my new best friend."
Dad: "You failed math?" *belt appears* Me: "I'm gonna fail life."
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Dafish is your dad who sounds like a monster and has the belt. They yell so loud it echoes in your brain. They will beat you if you don't do what they say.
Dad: "You didn't clean your room!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'll never clean again."
Dad: "I'm gonna beat you until you're a pancake!" *belt swings* Me: "I'm a pancake."
Dad: "You're gonna get it!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm ready to die."
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Dafish is the dad who has the belt and uses it to scare you. They're like a dragon with a weapon. You run when they yell because you know what's coming.
Dad: "You're gonna get it!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm running!"
Dad: "I saw you eating my chips!" *belt swings* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You're gonna regret this!" *belt hits me* Me: "Regret is my new best friend."
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Dafish is the dad who has the belt and will beat you if you don't behave. They're loud and mean, and they have no mercy. They’re like a monster with a weapon.
Dad: "You're gonna get it!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm running!"
Dad: "You didn't do your homework!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You're gonna regret this!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm regretting everything."
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Dafish is the dad who has the belt and uses it to hit you. They're loud, scary, and never let you forget you messed up. You run when they yell because you know you're gonna get it.
Dad: "You didn't clean your room!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm running!"
Dad: "You're gonna get it!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You messed up my food!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm a pancake."
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Dafish is the dad who has the belt and will beat you if you don't do what they say. They're loud, mean, and they have no mercy. They're like a monster with a weapon.
Dad: "You're gonna get it!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm running!"
Dad: "You didn't do your homework!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You messed up my food!" *belt hits me* Me: "I'm a pancake."
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