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A giant pile of hot garbage who can’t tell the difference between a love note and a receipt

She texted me a photo of her dog and called it a love letter.

She wore a bra to a math test and cried when she got a B.

She asked for my number and then called my mom.

A human who thinks every boy is her boyfriend and every boy is also her ex

She texted my brother and said I was her first love.

She broke up with me and then texted me 10 minutes later.

She sent me a group text with my mom and said I was her favorite.

A girl who shows up to every party with a new guy and a new lie about why she's there

She showed up to my birthday with a guy and said she was my long lost twin.

She claimed she was at the party to study for a test and then danced with everyone.

She told my dad she was there to check on my grades and then took a selfie with my crush.

A human who thinks every guy wants to marry her and every guy also wants to run away from her

She asked my crush to marry her in front of the whole school.

She sent me a message saying she was going to propose to me in 3 days.

She told my crush he was her future husband and then cried when he ignored her.

A girl who thinks she’s a queen and everyone else is just her subjects

She told me I was her servant and I had to bring her coffee every day.

She walked into class and said the teacher was her new knight.

She told my crush he was her prince and I was just her jester.

A girl who thinks every boy is her boyfriend and every boy is also her enemy

She broke up with me and then immediately started dating my best friend.

She told me I was her ex and then cried when I asked her out again.

She sent me a message saying I was her ex and then texted my crush right after.