Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Daffyed means you're so messed up you sound like a duck that got hit by a truck and then told it was stupid.

My mom is daffyed because she thinks a toaster can fix her marriage.

He got daffyed after eating 10 pizzas and a whole bag of chips.

She said I was daffyed because I tried to talk to a vending machine.

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Daffyed is when you're so brain-dead you could confuse a math test with a nap.

I’m daffyed because I thought my dog was a math problem.

He was daffyed after staying up for three days watching cat videos.

She got daffyed because she tried to explain a math problem to a wall.

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Daffyed is like taking a bunch of smart pills and then throwing them out the window.

I took too many smart pills and got daffyed.

He took a whole bottle of nootropics and ended up daffyed.

She got daffyed after eating three energy drinks and a bag of candy.

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Daffyed is when you act like Mel Gibson after a long night of drinking and screaming.

He was daffyed because he screamed at a traffic light.

She got daffyed after arguing with a sock.

I was daffyed because I yelled at my brother for eating my pizza.

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Daffyed is your best friend who’s good at sports, super loyal, and always on her phone like it’s her life.

My best friend is daffyed because she’s good at sports and never stops texting.

She’s daffyed and always beats me in basketball.

He’s daffyed and never stops talking to his phone.

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Daffyed is when you're so nuts you could make a monkey cry and still not know what you did.

He was daffyed because he screamed at a monkey.

She got daffyed after arguing with a pigeon.

I was daffyed because I told my teacher I was a wizard.

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Daffyed is like being a duck that gets shot by Elmer Fudd and still doesn’t know what hit it.

He got daffyed because Elmer Fudd shot him and he still didn’t know why.

She was daffyed after getting shot by a duck.

I was daffyed because I thought I was a duck.