Daffy Ducking the Camel

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Fucking a woman who's pregnant with someone else's kid while she's also pregnant with your kid.
I knocked her up while she was still knocked up by her ex.
She's got two daddies and I'm the one who's paying for the baby shower.
I'm the sperm donor and the drama queen in this situation.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Having sex with a woman who's already pregnant and carrying another man's child.
She's got my kid and her ex's kid all in one tummy.
I'm the new dad and the old dad is still in the picture.
She's got a full-time job and I'm the part-time boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Giving a pregnant woman a second baby while she's still carrying the first one.
I'm the backup plan and the main event all in one.
She's got a baby on the way and a baby on the side.
I'm the surprise and the expected one at the same time.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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