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Putting on a rubber beak and smacking a girl with your hard cock after you cover it in chocolate and peanuts.
My cousin did this to my sister at the party. She cried and ate a whole cake.
He wore a duck nose and hit her with his cock at the mall. The cops came.
I saw my teacher do it to the principal. The principal turned red.
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Wearing a fake duck snoot and using your stiff wiener to slap a woman in the face after you smear it with chocolate and peanuts.
He did it in the break room. The whole office laughed.
My mom did it to my dad. He yelled and got a soda.
My friend did it to his crush. She ran out of the room.
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Putting on a rubber duck nose and face-farting a girl with your hard cock covered in chocolate and peanuts.
He did it during lunch. The whole cafeteria was shocked.
I did it to my brother. He threw a sandwich at me.
My neighbor did it to his wife. She screamed and threw a bowl.
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