Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wild woman who acts like a lunatic and talks like a foul-mouthed parrot

She ran into the street wearing only socks and shouting at a pigeon.

He called her a daffy bint after she threw a cup of coffee at his boss.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying the moon was trying to steal her hair.

2

A woman who thinks she's a superhero but is actually just a very loud mess

She tried to juggle three phones and a chicken at the same time.

She told the barista to ‘hurry up or she’d start a war.’

She screamed at the traffic lights like they were her ex.

3

A woman who cusses like a sailor and acts like she’s been through a war

She told the guy at the gym he looked like a ‘damp sock.’

She yelled at the printer like it had insulted her family.

She cussed so hard the dog ran away.

4

A woman who is so nuts she thinks the sky is a giant cheese board

She said the clouds were ‘just plain bad at their jobs.’

She tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and failed dramatically.

She told her friend the sun was ‘just a really loud bulb.’

5

A woman who talks like she's been drinking for a week and has no idea where she is

She told the waiter she was ‘just trying to find her soul.’

She said the bus driver was ‘a disgrace to his ancestors.’

She tried to dance with a mop and got very confused.

6

A woman who is so crazy she thinks her pet goldfish is the king of the universe

She said the goldfish was ‘just tired of being ignored.’

She threw a tantrum when the goldfish didn’t blink back.

She told her neighbor the goldfish was ‘dethroning the king of France.’