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A guy who worships his own junk and wears silly clothes to show it off. He dances like a fool to get a girl, and he gets super worked up over platform heels and fancy snakes.
My daffster cousin spent $200 on a neon speedo just to dance in a park.
He screamed when he saw a woman wearing a 10-inch boa.
He tried to propose to a sock puppet because it had a good butt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who lives for his peen and wears glittery clothes to impress ladies. He also likes to play video games in a made-up world and gets super excited by fancy shoes and snakes.
He bought a disco ball to use as a screen for his virtual world.
He ran into the street yelling, 'I need more snakes!'
He cried when his favorite video game character had a bad hair day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who loves his own junk more than anything. He wears ridiculous outfits, dances like a lunatic, and gets wild over high heels and fancy snakes. He also likes to play pretend games on his phone.
He wore a tutu to the grocery store to dance for a bagel.
He got into a fight with a mailbox because it looked like a boa.
He spent three hours trying to beat a video game just to get a better hat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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