daffron

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a fancy way to say your stomach is screaming for food and you're too lazy to do anything about it

'I'm daffron, and I'm not moving from this couch.'

'Daffron hit me like a punch to the gut.'

'Don't talk to me. I'm daffron and I'm mad about it.'

when your belly is so empty it's plotting against you and your brain is giving up

'I'm daffron and I'm considering eating my pet.'

'Daffron is real and it's happening right now.'

'My daffron is stronger than my willpower.'

a state of being so hungry you're ready to fight someone over a sandwich

'I'm daffron and I'll fight you for a bagel.'

'Daffron is my new best friend.'

'If you don't give me food, I'll daffron you.'