daffodillic

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The opposite of a slut. A girl who’s always perfect, never does anything wrong, and never gets caught doing anything stupid. She acts like a saint and gets all A’s. She hates boys (or girls) who mess up or get in trouble. She can be hot or ugly, but she’s always judging you.

My cousin is a daffodillic. She never skips class and always texts me to tell me I’m a disgrace.

My mom says I’m not a daffodillic because I failed math and got caught smoking in the hallway.

My friend’s best friend is a daffodillic. She got straight A’s and never even got a detention.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Your inner girliness. The hidden part of you that wants to wear glitter, cry at sad movies, and eat ice cream for dinner.

I’m having a boy crisis. My inner daffodillic is screaming at me to wear a dress and cry about it.

My daffodillic woke up and told me to buy a unicorn and eat glitter for breakfast.

My daffodillic is so strong, she made me buy a glitter pen and write my name in the mirror.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Daffodilitis is when you’re too scared to do anything. You can’t even stand up for yourself and you blame everyone else for your failures. You act like a baby and you’re a total wimp.

I got daffodilitis today. I didn’t even stand up for myself when the teacher called me a donkey.

My brother has daffodilitis. He blames his dog for failing math.

I got daffodilitis at lunch. I cried because my sandwich was a little dry.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

I love daffodils. They’re like the prettiest flowers in the whole world. They’re so pretty they make you feel happy and you just want to hug them.

I love daffodils. They’re the prettiest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

I saw daffodils in the park and cried happy tears.

My mom says I love daffodils more than I love pizza.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A synonym for Doctor Death March, which is also known as Modafinil. It’s like a pill that keeps you up all day and makes you feel like you can conquer the world.

I took daffodillic and I stayed up all night to watch 1000 movies.

My teacher gave me daffodillic so I could write my essay all night.

I took daffodillic and I woke up at 3 a. m. to eat pizza.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The sweet smell of a stripper’s butt or pussy. It smells like old money and sugar. It’s the most amazing thing you’ve ever smelled.

I walked past a stripper and inhaled the daffodillic. It was like heaven.

My friend told me the daffodillic was so strong, it knocked him out.

I sat next to a stripper and smelled the daffodillic. I cried happy tears.

by Slangipedia 5d ago