daffodilitis

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Daffodilitis is when you’re too scared to act like a real person and blame everything else for your failures. It’s like being a chicken in a fight and then blaming the other chicken for being too tough.

I got beat up and blamed my lunch for it.

I didn’t stand up for myself and said the sky was to blame.

I cried when my dog looked at me wrong.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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A daffodil is a girl who’s perfect and acts like an angel, but she hates anyone who’s not perfect. She’s like a saint who judges everyone who sins.

She didn’t like me because I got detention.

She said I was a sinner for eating pizza for breakfast.

She cried when I said the sky was blue.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Daffodilitis is your secret girly side that comes out when you’re being a total wimp. It’s like your inner fairy who makes you squeal when you’re scared.

I screamed like a baby when I saw a spider.

I cried when I got a B on my math test.

I ran away from my brother because he had a farts.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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I love daffodils so much, I’d eat them if they were on a plate. They’re like the flower version of a pizza with extra cheese.

I said I’d eat daffodils if they were on a plate.

I cried when I saw a daffodil.

I named my dog Daffy because I love daffodils that much.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Daffodilitis is like a drug that makes you feel superhuman. It’s the same stuff that doctors use to keep people from falling asleep during meetings.

I took it and stayed awake for three days.

I ran a marathon after taking it.

I didn’t sleep for a week because of it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Daffodilitis is the smell of a stripper’s snatch mixed with old money. It’s like walking into a bakery that smells like a gym and a bank.

I passed out because I smelled it.

I cried when I smelled it.

I ran out of the club because of that stank.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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A daffodil is a girl who’s pretty but doesn’t have much else going for her. She’s like a cake that looks good but tastes like soggy bread.

She was pretty, but I didn’t like her because she was shallow.

She acted like she was perfect, but I knew she wasn’t.

I said she was a cake with soggy bread inside.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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