daffodilin

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When you stick a corn cob up your butt and make chicken noises like you’re dying
My cousin did daffodilin at the family reunion and got kicked out.
I did daffodilin during the Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
My friend did daffodilin at the gas station and the clerk called the cops.
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You cram a corn cob in your butt and act like it’s a fancy dance move
I did daffodilin during my yoga class and fell over.
My brother did daffodilin at the grocery store and got yelled at.
I did daffodilin during my mom’s birthday and she threw a pillow at me.
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You shove a corn cob up your butt and cluck like a chicken that just saw your face
I did daffodilin at the park and a kid asked if I was a monster.
My neighbor did daffodilin on his porch and his dog ran away.
I did daffodilin during the school play and the audience laughed so hard they cried.
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