Daffodil shark

My boss is a daffodil shark. He thinks the moon is made of pizza.

My neighbor is a daffodil shark. He tried to explain quantum physics to a goat.

My cousin is a daffodil shark. He got a job at the mall just to eat donuts.

My teacher is a daffodil shark. He thinks a triangle has four sides.

My uncle is a daffodil shark. He tried to be a rapper and failed.

My mom’s friend is a daffodil shark. She thinks a computer is a toaster.

My dad is a daffodil shark. He thinks a car is a cow.

My friend is a daffodil shark. He tried to start a band with his cat.

My brother is a daffodil shark. He got fired for eating the office microwave.