Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so tough they could beat up a donkey with their bare hands and still have energy to laugh.

I saw him punch a wall and it didn’t even flinch.

He told the principal to shut up or he’d fail the whole school.

He walked into a burning building and came out with a pizza.

2

A human version of a monster who eats weak people for breakfast.

He ate my lunch and called it a snack.

He turned my math test into a nap.

He threatened my dog and it cried.

3

A walking nightmare who doesn’t need coffee to be scary.

He showed up and my teacher ran away.

He stared at me and I had to go to the bathroom.

He whispered my name and I screamed.

4

A human who could fight a dragon and win with just a pencil.

He fought a dragon with a pencil and won.

He drew a dragon and it became real.

He threatened a dragon and it ran home.

5

A person so strong they could bench-press a cow and still have time to text.

He bench-pressed a cow and texted me afterwards.

He threw a cow into the pool and it was still full.

He texted me while bench-pressing a cow.