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The most annoying, hilarious, and sometimes ridiculous girl you'll ever know. She never stops talking and makes you laugh even when you're too tired to care. She reads like a freak and gets so mad it’s like she’s about to explode. She’s the best friend you could ever have, unless you hate being happy.
Daffny: 'I read this book and it was so good I cried!' Me: 'You cried? Why?' Daffny: 'Because the main character had a mustache.'
Daffny: 'I'm gonna punch you if you don't laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What's the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' Me: 'That's not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'
Daffny: 'I'm so mad I could eat a whole pizza.' Me: 'You just ate a whole pizza last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different pizza.'