Daffny

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The most annoying, hilarious, and sometimes ridiculous girl you'll ever know. She never stops talking and makes you laugh even when you're too tired to care. She reads like a freak and gets so mad it’s like she’s about to explode. She’s the best friend you could ever have, unless you hate being happy.
Daffny: 'I read this book and it was so good I cried!' Me: 'You cried? Why?' Daffny: 'Because the main character had a mustache.'
Daffny: 'I'm gonna punch you if you don't laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What's the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' Me: 'That's not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'
Daffny: 'I'm so mad I could eat a whole pizza.' Me: 'You just ate a whole pizza last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different pizza.'
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A girl so loud and funny she could wake up the dead. She talks nonstop and will make you laugh until you can't breathe. She's got a temper but it's worth it when she's happy. She’s like a friend who never stops being annoying but you can’t live without her.
Daffny: 'I just got a new book and it’s the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a boy who becomes a dragon.' Me: 'That's not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll die.' Me: 'You laughed so hard you died last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You're the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'
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A girl who's so loud, you think she's gonna scream your ears off. She's always telling jokes that are so bad they're good. She’s like a friend who’s never going to shut up but you still love her. She’s got a temper and a ton of energy, and she'll make you feel better even when you're the worst.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What's it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a cat who wanted to be a president.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I'm gonna laugh so hard I’ll pass out.' Me: 'You passed out last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You're the worst person ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'
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A girl who talks so much, you think she’s gonna talk your brain out. She’s got a ton of energy and she’s always making bad jokes that somehow work. She's the kind of friend who'll make you feel better even when you’re the worst. She’s like a human joke factory and you’re lucky to be her friend.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book in the world!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a dog who wanted to be a wizard.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll fall down.' Me: 'You fell down last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'
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A girl who’s so loud, she could wake up the entire school. She’s got a ton of jokes and she’ll tell you all of them even if they’re bad. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh even when you’re too tired to care. She’s got a temper, but she’s also got a great personality and she’s always got a story to tell.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a fish who wanted to be a astronaut.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll fall over.' Me: 'You fell over last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst person ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'
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A girl who talks so much, she could talk your brain out. She tells jokes that are so bad, they’re good. She’s got a temper and a ton of energy, and she’ll make you feel better even when you’re the worst. She’s got a great personality and she’s like a friend who’s never going to stop being annoying.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a bird who wanted to be a astronaut.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll die.' Me: 'You died last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'
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